I am at the supermarket to buy some things for home. Then I go to pay. I put my stuff on the conveyor belt. Before me is a tall man clad in a long black coat. He looks at the articles I take off my bag, and he smiles, more and more, looks a bit amused. Finally giggles.
List of articles:
- A fresh half pizza
- A chocolate and cherry extravaganza
- Cappuccino cookies
- Fat free white cheese
- A pack of mars bars
- Fat free Greek yoghourt
- Diet coke
- A pack of fat free camembert
- A bottle of white wine
- A Formula Body Exfoliator Cream
- A Body Formula Re-Sculpting Body cream
- A pack of sanitary towel lilac brease
He looks at all my products and then laughs outloud, of that i can't believe it laugh you get when people look like when they're taking the piss out of you!
Me: seems like someone's had a hard day... - just then do i realize that the pisstaker is the most gorgeous, the hottest creature in this universe-
Him: no, it's just that...hahaha... this is so charming...
Me:???? Yeah... - realizing, he is tall, blond with blue eyes, perfect face, perfect smile, wonderful voice, hot, really hot, too hot, too hot for me, I’m about to cry-
Him: hahaha ...I’m sorry ...hahaha ... so cute
Me: appalled + blushing if such a thing is possible:... yeah why not... - realizing I look like the big lebowski without the beard-
Him: I mean, this is ...hahah...so feminine...
Me: well thank you, this is reassuring...
Him taking his bottle of wine after paying: I’m so sorry, didn't mean to embarrass you...haha
Me putting my stuff in my bag, not looking at him: ...yeah at least someone's happy here!
Him: listen I’m really sorry...I never...
Me sighing: ...ok... stop apologizing...that's alright, I like to make people happy despite my dignity (forcing myself to smile without looking ridiculous because I’m about to wet my jeans)
Him: listen i just want to make up for it alright... can I offer you a coffee... in good faith of course!
Me: oh because in your mind a coffee implies more than just a coffee?!
Him: a coffee, I’d really love to offer you a nice cup of nice hot coffee, will you?
Me happy: alright....(what a nice way to meet someone)
